“ПОЛНАЯ МАРШРУТКА…” ПАСТА (АНИМЕ) || “FULL BUS OF…”. ANIME COPYPASTA.

“ПОЛНАЯ МАРШРУТКА…” ПАСТА (АНИМЕ) || “FULL BUS OF…”. ANIME COPYPASTA.


Me and my homie was coming back from the university about week ago we was fucked up after whole day of studying in hot classrooms. We hop on the minibus. Very shitty and rusty one… but it was not simple minibus, it was fucking sauna there was more than 77F outside but it was over 9000 inside the bus Anyway, I was dripping wet just like cunt that saw Mario Casas So after we went in the bus it start to loading up with people just like my toilet after my aunt from Tagil will take a shit in it There was no empty seat so those fuckers was standing in every empty space It was impossible to breath And we finally start moving I look out the window, leaning my forehead against a slightly cool glass and trying to fall into oblivion. And only I thought that it couldn’t be any worse, even if we fly out of the way and drive into a pole when suddenly among the groans of people and the creaking piles of scrap metal of the bus, I clearly heard a farting noise… It was so long as if the author was not shy about a thing as if that san of a bitch were at home lies under the AC and not in Satan’s fucking wagon as we are I smelled the smell of fresh shit in sweaty stench People were getting mad. I sniffed no less than others, but due to the fact that I was dying of the heat, I continued to stare out the window. Three minutes later the second fart thundered happened MOTHERFUCKER! FUCKINGASSHOLE!!! I won’t survive another gas chamber!” Some oldman shouted from the back seat. Shit hit my nose powerfully and irreversibly the stomach turned upside down, his eyes rolled back and I blacked out… Consciousness returned with the thought that this JOKER should be punished I turned to the side of the cabin to shout a few compliments to the mother of the farter I saw that my friend looked down and blushed a lot Here it is our “Mr. SHITTER 2013” I leaned towards him and speak softly Are you planning to destroy us, Mishanya? I thought we were friends People started shouting to let them out, but the driver sitting by the open window only answered that it impossible be on the Moscow Ring Road Misha blushed even more I’m not on purpose, my stomach grumbles so bad today they gave rotten fish in the school kitchen I guess I’m gonna fucking break chef’s face tomorro~ On these words, Misha broke off grabbing his ass On these words Misha trynna grabs his ass apparently trying to keep the shit inside but the shit turned out to be stronger than Misha and his ass let out a deafening roar It was clear to everyone in the bus that the anal defense had been breached and that we were all gonna die. Misha’s shit flowed from both of his legs, as from downpipes into a downpour The first who launched a powerful vomit shot was a girl who was sprayed with diarrhea on a shoe. Vomit hits straight to the old lady head Vomit party began Half of the people blacked out immediately another half was vomiting on each other, cried and prayed for death. And here in the intervals between vomiting and brief loss of consciousness I saw driver that couldn’t hold back and spewed out half-digested pasta with chicken right on the windshield also trying to wipe all shit from it with window cleaners from outside The driver gave a sharp brake bus start to wiggle around from side to side and suddenly everything turned upside down I was pressed to the ceiling by the body of a sweaty fat cunt shit and vomit start to goes on top of me We lay on the roof, I couldn’t take off the fat cunt out of me and the level of shit slowly but surely approached the mouth. I tried to push her away from me, I pushed and kicked and tickled and called for dinner… useless…
(MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA ) The shit level gets above the mouth and nose, I closed my eyes and lost consciousness but I feel how someone’s hands grabbed my legs and dragged me out I woke up lying on the road, there were ambulances and police, and I never saw Misha again