22 Musicals In 12 Minutes w/ Lin Manuel Miranda & Emily Blunt

22 Musicals In 12 Minutes w/ Lin Manuel Miranda & Emily Blunt


>>JAMES: NOW, ANYONE WHO
WATCHES THIS SHOW KNOWS HOW MUCH I LOVE MUSICALS. SO. TONIGHT, WE’LL BE DOING A
“ROLE CALL SO TONIGHT, WE’LL BE DOING A
” CELEBRATING SOME OF THE GREATEST MOVIE MUSICALS OF
ALL TIME, AS FAST AS WE CAN, IN ONE TAKE. NOW, I CERTAINLY CAN’T DO THIS
ALONE, SO HERE TO HELP ME, PLEASE WELCOME THE LEGENDS THAT
ARE EMILY BLUNT AND LIN-MANUEL MIRANDA! ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )
HOW ARE WE DOING? THANK YOU FOR BEING HERE. THANK YOU FOR COMING TO SEE US. NOW, LIN-MANUEL, EMILY, HOW ARE
WE FEELING? ARE WE READY FOR THIS?>>BORN READY.>>NOT AT ALL. ( LAUGHTER )
>>JAMES: GOOD! WE SHALL BEGIN. ( DING )
( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) ♪ WILLKOMMEN AND BIENVENUE
WELCOME ♪ FREMDER, EIÌTRANGER
STRANGER ♪ GLU:CKLICH ZU SEHEN
JE SUIS ENCHANTEÉ ♪ HAPPY TO SEE YOU
BLEIBE RESTE, STAY ♪ ( DING )
( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) ♪ COME ON BABE
WHY DON’T WE ♪ PAINT THE TOWN
AND ALL THAT JAZZ ♪ START THE CAR
I KNOW ♪ A WHOOPEE SPOT
WHERE THE ♪ GIN IS COLD
BUT THE PIANO’S HOT ♪ IT’S JUST A
NOISY HALL ♪ WHERE THERE’S
A NIGHTLY BRAWL ♪ AND ALL
THAT ♪ JAZZ ♪
( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) ( DING )
♪ CITY OF STARS ARE YOU SHINING JUST FOR ME
( LAUGHTER ) ♪ CITY OF STARS
THERE’S SO MUCH ♪ THAT I CAN’T SEE ♪
( DING ) ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )
♪ BE OUR GUEST BE OUR GUEST
♪ PUT OUR SERVICE TO THE TEST
♪ TIE YOUR NAPKIN ‘ROUND YOUR NECK, CHERIE
♪ AND WE’LL PROVIDE THE REST BEEF RAGOUT, CHEESE SOUFFLEÉ
♪ PIE AND PUDDING ON FLAMBEÉ WE’LL PREPARE AND SERVE
♪ WITH FLAIR A CULINARY CABARET ♪
( DING ) ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )
♪ FOR THE PEOPLE ALL SAID SIT DOWN
♪ SIT DOWN YOU’RE ROCKIN’ THE BOAT
♪ THE PEOPLE ALL SAID SIT DOWN SIT DOWN
♪ YOU’RE ROCKIN’ THE BOAT AND THE DEVIL
♪ WILL DRAG YOU UNDER BY THE SHARP LAPEL
♪ OF YOUR CHECKERED COAT SIT DOWN, SIT DOWN
♪ SIT DOWN, SIT DOWN SIT DOWN YOU’RE
♪ ROCKIN’ THE BOAT ♪ ( DING )
( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) ♪ DON’T CRY FOR ME, ARGENTINA
THE TRUTH IS ♪ I NEVER LEFT YOU ♪
( DING ) ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )
♪ I’M SINGING IN THE RAIN
♪ JUST SINGING IN THE RAIN
♪ WHAT A GLORIOUS FEELIN’ I’M HAPPY AGAIN ♪
( DING ) ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )
>>ANYTHING IS POSSIBLE, EVEN ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )
>>ANYTHING IS POSSIBLE, EVEN THE IMPOSSIBLE. ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )
♪ NOW WHEN YOU’RE STUCK IN THE MIST
♪ SURE, YOU CAN STRUGGLE AND RESIST
♪ OR YOU CAN TRIP A LITTLE LIGHT FANTASTIC
♪ WITH ME NOW, SAY YOU’RE LOST
♪ IN THE CROWD WELL, YOU CAN STAMP
♪ AND SCREAM OUT LOUD OR YOU CAN TRIP A
♪ LITTLE LIGHT FANTASTIC WITH ME ♪
( DING )>>JAMES, IT’S SO IMPRESSIVE
THAT YOU KNOW THAT SONG, “MARY POPPINS RETURNS” ISN’T EVEN OUT
YET.>>JAMES: “MARY POPPINS RETURNS”
ISN’T EVEN OUT YET? WELL, WHEN IS IT OUT, LIN?>>IT OPENS EVERYWHERE–
>>NO, NO, NO. NO. ONE NEVER PLUGS ONE’S OWN FILM. I WOULD HAVE HOPED I TAUGHT YOU
BETTER. ( LAUGHTER )
JAMES, PLUG IT.>>JAMES: “MARY POPPINS RETURNS”
OPENS EVERYWHERE TOMORROW DECEMBER 19. ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )
YOU DON’T WANT TO MISS IT.>>OFF WE GO. ( DING )
( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) ♪ WHY ARE THERE SO MANY
SONGS ABOUT RAINBOWS>>UM, EXCUSE ME, JAMES… ♪ AND WHAT’S ON THE
OTHER SIDE ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )
>>JAMES: WHAT? KERMIT THE FROG!>>UH, JAMES, THAT DID NOT SOUND
GOOD. ( LAUGHTER )
>>JAMES: I THOUGHT IT SOUNDED GREAT!>>NO, IT WAS VERY BAD. ( LAUGHTER )
>>JAMES: WELL, CAN WE JUST SING IT TOGETHER?>>OH, SURE. IT’LL BE LIKE AN EPISODE OF
“TADPOLE KARAOKE.”>>JAMES: LET’S DO IT. ♪ SOMEDAY WE’LL FIND IT
THE RAINBOW CONNECTION ♪ THE LOVERS
THE DREAMERS ♪ AND ME ♪
( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) ♪ SOMEWHERE
OVER THE RAINBOW ♪ WAY UP HIGH
( LAUGHTER )>>COME ON, TOTO. ( DING )
( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )>>HEY THERE, BALTIMORE! DON’T CHANGE THAT CHANNEL, IT’S
TIME FOR THE CORNY COLLINS SHOW! ♪ CAUSE YOU CAN’T STOP
THE MOTION OF THE OCEAN ♪ OR THE RAIN FROM ABOVE
THEY CAN TRY TO STOP ♪ THE PARADISE WE’RE
DREAMIN’ OF ♪ BUT YOU CANNOT STOP
THE RHYTHM OF TWO HEARTS ♪ IN LOVE TO STAY
‘CAUSE YOU CAN’T ♪ STOP THE BEAT ♪
( DING ) ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )
♪ LISTEN I AM ALONE
♪ AT A CROSSROADS ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )
I’M NOT AT HOME ♪ IN MY OWN HOME
AND I’VE TRIED AND TRIED ♪ TO SAY WHAT’S ON MY MIND
YOU SHOULD HAVE KNOWN ♪ OH, NOW I’M DONE
BELIEVING YOU ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )
♪ YOU DON’T KNOW WHAT I’M FEELING
♪ I’M MORE THAN WHAT YOU MADE OF ME
♪ I FOLLOWED THE VOICE YOU GAVE TO ME
♪ BUT NOW I’VE GOTTA FIND MY OWN
♪ MY OWN ♪ ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )
( DING ) ♪ IT’S THE HARD-KNOCK LIFE
FOR US ♪ IT’S THE HARD-KNOCK LIFE
FOR US ♪ ‘STEAD OF TREATED
WE GET TRICKED ♪ ‘STEAD OF KISSES
WE GET KICKED ♪ IT’S THE HARD-KNOCK LIFE ♪
( DING ) ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )
♪ MATCHMAKER, MATCHMAKER MAKE ME A MATCH
♪ FIND ME A FIND CATCH ME A CATCH
♪ MATCHMAKER, MATCHMAKER LOOK THROUGH YOUR BOOK
♪ AND MAKE ME A PERFECT MATCH ♪ ( DING )
( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) ♪ WE’VE CHANGED
WE’RE STRANGERS ♪ I’M MEETING YOU IN THE WOODS
WHO MINDS ♪ WHAT DANGERS
I KNOW WE’LL GET PAST–>>JAMES: NO, NO, NO, NO. HANG ON, WAIT. LIN-MANUEL, WHAT ARE
YOU DOING? WE TALKED ABOUT THIS.>>YEAH.>>I REALLY CAN’T BE IN THIS
ONE?>>NO, NO.>>BUT I LOVE “INTO THE WOODS.” I THOUGHT YOU WERE KIDDING.>>NO, NO, BUT SEE, WE WERE
ACTUALLY IN THE FILM. IT’S ACTUALLY OUR SONG.>>JAMES: IT’S LITERALLY US IN
THE MOVIE. ( LAUGHTER )
SO, THE SONG IS CALLED “IT TAKES TWO.” ONE.>>TWO.>>JAMES: OKAY? ( LAUGHTER )
SO, SORRY, YOU’RE GOING TO HAVE TO SIT THIS ONE OUT.>>I JUST– I AM NOT THROWING
AWAY MY SHOT. ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )
I AM NOT THROWING AWAY MY SHOT.>>JAMES: WOW. HE WENT THERE. OKAY, WE GET IT.>>IT’S EMBARRASSING, LIN.>>JAMES: IT’S OUR MOVIE, OKAY?>>I NAILED IT.>>JAMES: OKAY, OKAY, IF YOU
WANT TO BE IN THIS, IF YOU REALLY, REALLY WANT TO BE IN
THIS… YOU CAN BE THE WOODS.>>YOU CAN BE A TREE. ( LAUGHTER )
>>JAMES: BE A TREE, OKAY?>>PART OF THE WOODS!>>BUT DON’T UPSTAGE.>>JAMES: BE A TREE, OKAY.>>I’LL BE THE WOODS.>>JAMES: OKAY. ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )
♪ AND ONCE WE’RE PASSED LET’S HOPE THE CHANGES LAST
♪ BEYOND WOODS, BEYOND WITCHES AND SLIPPERS AND HOODS
♪ JUST THE TWO OF US ♪ ( DING )
( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) ♪ LITTLE SHOP
LITTLE SHOP OF HORRORS ♪ LITTLE SHOP
LITTLE SHOP OF TERROR ♪ CALL A COP
LITTLE SHOP OF HORRORS ♪ NO, OH, OH, NO-OH ♪
>>FEED ME, SEYMOUR! MORE, MORE, MORE, MORE, MORE! ( DING )
( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) ♪ ONE DAY MORE
ANOTHER DAY, ANOTHER DESTINY ♪ THIS NEVER-ENDING
ROAD TO CALVARY ♪ THESE MEN WHO SEEM
TO KNOW MY CRIME ♪ WILL SURELY COME
A SECOND TIME ♪ ONE DAY MORE
I DID NOT LIVE UNTIL TODAY ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )
♪ HOW CAN I LIVE WHEN WE ARE PARTED
♪ ONE DAY MORE TOMORROW YOU’LL
♪ BE WORLDS AWAY ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )
AND YET WITH YOU ♪ MY WORLD HAS STARTED
ONE DAY MORE ♪ ( DING )
( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) ♪ AND YOU CAN TELL EVERYBODY
THIS IS YOUR SONG ♪ IT MAY BE QUITE SIMPLE BUT
NOW THAT IT’S DONE ♪ I HOPE YOU DON’T MIND
I HOPE YOU DON’T MIND ♪ THAT I PUT DOWN IN WORDS
HOW WONDERFUL LIFE IS ♪ WHILE YOU’RE IN THE WORLD ♪
( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) ( DING )
♪ ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )
♪ FALLING SLOWLY EYES THAT KNOW ME
♪ AND I CAN’T GO BACK ♪
( DING ) ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )
♪ REMEMBER MY NAME FAME
♪ I’M GONNA LIVE FOREVER
♪ I’M GONNA LEARN HOW TO FLY HIGH
♪ I FEEL IT COMIN’ TOGETHER
♪ PEOPLE WILL SEE ME AND CRY FAME ♪
( DING ) ( LAUGHTER )
♪ A KISS ON THE HAND MAY BE QUITE CONTINENTAL
♪ BUT DIAMONDS ARE A GIRL’S BEST FRIEND ♪
( DING ) ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )
♪ YOU ARE THE DANCING QUEEN YOUNG AND SWEET
♪ ONLY 17 YOU CAN DANCE
♪ YOU CAN JIVE HAVING THE TIME
♪ OF YOUR LIFE OOH, OOH, OOH
♪ SEE THAT GIRL WATCH THAT SCENE
♪ DIGGING THE DANCING QUEEN ♪ ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )
>>JAMES: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN EMILY BLUNT AND LIN-MANUEL
MIRANDA! WE’LL BE RIGHT BACK, EVERYBODY! ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )
♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪