Are You Guilty Of Violating The Commander Code? – Magic: The Gathering

Are You Guilty Of Violating The Commander Code? – Magic: The Gathering


[Music] you’ve been called before the Council of commanders to answer charges of violating the commander code how do you plead uh not guilty I think I’m not sure what exactly am i accused of doing you’ve been accused of violating the commander code of conduct the unspoken set of rules that ties our format together the code the decks will be built with reason and cared towards the group dynamic the code the commander players shouldn’t go all out and make brutal instant chill decks that ruin an evening of fun and interaction with your friends I don’t do any of that do you run original duel lands in your commander decks well I guess but I already owned them so I want a Branagh my and how many fetchlands does your deck run what I can’t run fetch lands and my commander deck now answer the question please all ten but that’s how you get an optimal mana base oh I’m sorry how many colors is your commander three wait I’m confused so I’m not allowed to run fetchlands you’re allowed to but you’re supposed to choose not to run too many uh okay do you run trying for the hordes in every deck with green why shouldn’t I be running triumph of the hordes in fact is a valid win Khan for the record how many of your commander decks have in fact as the wind gone I plead the fifth so five yes five and let me guess you’re putting cyclonic rift at every deck – this is ridiculous I can’t run cyclonic rift you’re supposed to be reasonable about power levels when building commander decks but is it banned no it’s not banned then I’m gonna run it it’s over – yeah and the point of the game is to kill my opponents so I’m gonna run it what it even is this I have documentation that you run sensei’s divining top and paradox engine in every deck guard less of commander oh come on that combo is solid paradox engine is an artifact so it’s fine to run a copy in every single command or deck right wrong I mean wrong totally wrong egregious it terrible very super wrong mr. professor don’t you run tango wire it’s not bad so yeah I run it does have a point a purpose in your deck it slows my opponents down while I well I well you what well slow them down indeed it does just like your copies of two fairies puzzle box smokestack in winter orb please I never went up against a Feldon deck that hasn’t run ruination I’m not on trial here to gauge your commander character what card are cards currently on the banned list would you unban and how would you play them well I mean obviously tellurian Academy should be unbanned but it’s the perfect piece for my Ursa deck I will literally fight you right now at me on Twitter guilty we have to at least pretend this is a fair trial like I feel like we don’t though there so you admit to building an earth the deck you’re confessing this is absurd why shouldn’t I be able to build an Ursa deck he’s not banned he admits it professor you have been found undeniably guilty of violating the commander code as punishment for thinking an earth addict is something you can just build you will spend the next six months playing the most casual commander this council can think of ha do your worst all right everyone are we ready tonight Mike advantage could be deserve the enchanter Brea fairy I’m shaper for me food chain brush and I’m playing Brian stone arm first this isn’t a check it’s an IOU which is an unacceptable method of payment to the church but secondly you’ve managed to misspell IOU which I didn’t think was possible anything is possible at college have you considered mech suits for the Planeswalkers to wear what like Gundams no Ursa made these giant robot suits for the Planeswalkers to where they fire missiles and bombs you are literally describing Gundams we are not fighting Nikolas in Gundams ingot or vintage all-star legacy all-star one version of like Joe artifact is right Frank this card is hella good like it’s amazing I hate write up good [Music] [Music] [Music]