Britney Spears Carpool Karaoke

Britney Spears Carpool Karaoke


>>TRAFFIC IS JUST GRIDLOCKED
EVERYWHERE.>>YOU’RE WELCOME. YOU’RE WELCOME.>>James: YOU KNOW YOUR SON,
“OOPS I DID IT AGAIN?”>>HA-HA.>>James: WHAT’S THAT ABOUT? WHAT’S THAT REALLY ABOUT?>>I DON’T KNOW .. I REALLY
DON’T KNOW.>>James: YOU DON’T KNOW WHAT
IT’S ABOUT?>>I THINK IT’S JUST A SONG.>>James: EVERY TIME I ORDER A
DOMINOES, I THINK OOPS I DID IT AGAIN. ♪[ MUSIC ]♪
YEAH YEAH YEAH YEAH YEAH ♪ YEAH YEAH YEAH YEAH ♪
I THINK I DID IT AGAIN ♪ I MADE YOU BELIEVE WE’RE MORE
THAN JUST FRIENDS ♪ OH BABY ♪
IT MIGHT SEEM LIKE A CRUSH ♪ BUT THAT DOESN’T MEAN THAT I’M
SERIOUS ♪ ‘CAUSE TO LOSE ALL MY SENSES ♪
THAT IS JUST SO TYPICALLY ME ♪ OH BABY BABY ♪
OOPS I DID IT AGAIN SMOET. ♪ I PLAYED WITH YOUR HEART, GOT
LOST IN THE GAME ♪ OH BABY BABY ♪
OOPS YOU THINK I’M IN LOVE ♪ THAT I’M SENT FROM ABOVE ♪
I’M NOT THAT INNOCENT ♪ YEAH YEAH YEAH YEAH ♪
>>BEFORE YOU GO, THERE’S SOMETHING I WANT YOU TO HAVE.>>OH, IT’S BEAUTIFUL. WAIT A MINUTE, ISN’T THIS? WELL, BABY, I WENT DOWN AND GOT
IT FOR YOU.>>OH, YOU SHOULDN’T HAVE. OOPS I DID IT AGAIN WITH MY
HEART ♪ ♪ IN THIS GAME, BABY ♪
IF YOU THINK I’M SENT FROM ABOVE I’M NOT THAT INNOCENT ♪
[ CHEERING AND APPLAUSE ]>>James: LOVELY. OH MY GOSH, YEAH. SHE’LL BE TWO SOON.>>OH MY GOODNESS.>>James: 9 AND 10.>>NOT BABIES ANYMORE. I WANT MORE.>>James: YOU WANT MORE KIDS? HOW MANY MORE?>>THREE MORE.>>James: THREE MORE. GOING TO GO STRAIGHT UP FIVE?>>I NEED TO FIND A GUY FIRST
AND THEN, YOU KNOW.>>James: TELL HIM HE’S ABOUT TO
BECOME A FATHER OF THREE CHILDREN.>>ALL I WANT IS ANOTHER BABY.>>James: WHEN YOU SAY YOU NEED
THE RIGHT MAN TO DO THAT WITH, WHO WOULD THAT BE? WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING FOR IN A
GUY? WHAT DO YOU WANT HIM TO LOOK
LIKE AND BE LIKE?>>I THINK I MIGHT NOT EVER GO
TO MEN AGAIN. I THINK I WILL DO THE MEN
THING — I DON’T THINK I’LL DO THE MEN THING ANYMORE. I’M DONE WITH MEN.>>James: YOU DON’T WANT TO BE
WITH ANYONE EVER IN YOUR LIFE.>>I MAY FRENCH KISS SOMEONE.>>James: OF COURSE. OF COURSE. YES.>>I’M NOT GOING TO MARRY
ANYONE. NO. I DON’T BELIEVE IN MARRIAGE
ANYMORE.>>SUPER STAR, WHERE YOU FROM,
HOW’S IT GOING? I KNOW YOU GOT A CLUE WHAT
YOU’RE DOING. YOU CAN PLAY BRAND-NEW TO ALL
THE OTHER CHICKS OUT HERE. BUT I KNOW WHAT YOU ARE. WHAT YOU ARE, BABY. LOOK AT YOU, GETTING MORE THAN
JUST A RE-UP. BABY, YOU GOT ALL THE PUPPETS
WITH THEIR STRINGS UP. FAKEIN’LIKE A GOOD ONE, BUT I
CALL ‘EM LIKE I SEE ‘EM, I KNOW WHAT YOU ARE. WHAT YOU ARE, BABY. WOMENIZER, WOMEN-WOMENIZER,
YOU’RE A WOMENIZER, OH, WOMENIZER, OH, YOU’RE A
WOMENIZER, BABY. YOU, YOU, YOU ARE, YOU, YOU, YOU
ARE, WOMENIZER, WOMENIZER, WOMENIZER. YOU ARE, YOU ARE, —
>>I LIKE YOUR MOVES. I LIKE THAT. YEAH. YEAH. YOU HAD TWO KIDS CLOSE TOGETHER. THAT’S LIKE A REAL — YOU WENT
REAL BACK-TO-BACK.>>THEY’RE LIKE TWINS LITERALLY. THEY LOOK ALMOST IDENTICAL.>>James: HAVE THEY SEEN YOUR
VEGAS SHOW?>>UH-HUH. YEAH.>>James: WHAT’S IT LIKE DO YOU
THINK FOR THEM IF YOU’RE WEARING A RACY OUTFIT?>>I THINK THEY FEEL LIK
LIKE — WHAT’S THAT LIKE? I FEEL THEY KNOW IT’S MOMMY
PERFORMING. THEY’VE BEEN SEEING IT SINCE
THEY WERE LITTLE.>>James: I SAW MY MOM IN HER
UNDERWEAR. I CAN’T SHAKE THE IMAGE FROM MY
BRAIN. IS IT WHITE UNDERNEATH? THIS FEELING, I WANNA GO WITH IT
‘CAUSE THERE’S NO WAY, WE’RE HIDING AWAY FROM THIS TONIGHT,
OH THIS TONIGHT ♪>>James: WHICH ONE IS THIS?>>CAN YOU TELL —
>>BY THE WAY, I SEE YOU STARING ACROSS THE ROOM, BABE, NO SHAME
IN THE GAME, JUST –>>WHAT?>>READY? I JUST WANT YOU TO MAKE ME MOVE
♪ AND MAKE ME OOOH OOOH OOOH OOOH
♪>>James: YOU STAY UNDER STRANGE
ALIAS NAMES IN HOTELS.>>TONS OF ALIASES.>>James: WHAT ARE SOME OF THE
ONES YOU’VE USED AND HAVEN’T USED AGAIN?>>ANITA.>>James: WHAT?>>A LOT OF WARM HEART.>>James: WHO COMES UP WITH
THESE NAMES? YOU COME UP WITH THEM ON THE DAY
LIKE, OH.>>YES. YES.>>James: A LOT OF WARM HEART? I MAY CHECK IN AS BRITTANY. BABY CAN’T YOU SEE, I’M CALLING
A GUY LIKE YOU SHOULD WEAR A WARNING ♪
IT’S DANGEROUS, I’M FALLING ♪ THERE’S — TOO HIGH, CAN’T COME
DOWN, LOSING MY HEAD AND SPINNING ROUND AND ROUND ♪
DO YOU FEEL ME NOW ♪ OH THE TASTE OF YOUR LIPS I’M ON
A RIDE ♪ YOU’RE TOXIC I’M SLIPPING UNDER
♪ WITH A TASTE OF POISON PARADISE
♪ I’M ADDICTED TO YOU, DON’T YOU
KNOW THAT YOU’RE TOXIC ♪ AND I LOVE WHAT YOU DO, DON’T
YOU KNOW THAT YOU’RE TOXIC ♪ WHAT WERE YOU LIKE IN SCHOOL? WERE YOU A GOOD KID? BAD KID?>>I WAS GOOD. I GOT PADDLED IN THE FIRST GRADE
THOUGH.>>James: I DON’T KNOW WHAT THAT
MEANS.>>SPANKING.>>James: NO.>>YES. TRAUMATIZED. TRAUMATIZEED.>>James: I’VE NEVER BEEN
SPANKED PROPERLY.>>HAVE YOU HEARD ABOUT THIS NEW
BONDAGE THING?>>James: NO. WHAT’S THAT?>>THEY SAY INSTEAD OF DOING
BONDAGE AND HURTING YOURSELF, IT’S ALL ABOUT MEN GET OFF IN
BEING TICKLED FOR A VERY LONG TIME.>>James: WHERE?>>I DON’T KNOW.>>James: WHERE DID YOU READ
ABOUT THIS?>>MY FRIEND TOLD ME.>>James: I CAN THINK OF MANY
THINGS WORSE THAN BEING TICKLED FOR A VERY LONG TIME.>>I WOULD BE SO PISSED OFF. I WOULD GET SO ANGRY.>>James: I DON’T KNOW WHAT MY
WIFE WOULD DO AND WENT, “BABE, BABE, SWEET BABY JANE NEEDS A
LITTLE BIT OF A TICKLING. JUST LIE DOWN” OH BABY, BABY,
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO KNOW THAT SOMETHING MORE THAN FRIENDS HERE
♪ ♪ OH BABY, BABY, I SHOULDN’T
HAVE LET YOU GO ♪ AND NOW WE’RE LOST ♪
♪ SHOW ME HOW YOU WANT IT TO BE, TELL ME BABY ‘CAUSE I NEED TO
KNOW NOW, BECAUSE ♪ MY LONELINESS IS KILLING ME AND
I, I MUST CONFESS I STILL BELIEVE ♪
STILL BELIEVE ♪ WHEN I’M NOT WITH YOU, I LOSE MY
MIND, GIVE ME A SIGN, HIT ME BABY ONE MORE TIME ♪
[ CHEERING AND APPLAUSE ] OH, IT’S HUGE. IT’S HUGE. CAN I DO THAT SINGING. I CAN’T DO IT PROPERLY. THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR HELPING ME
GET TO WORK.>>YOU’RE WELCOME.