Car Talk (Ep. 2) | Awkward Puppets

Car Talk (Ep. 2) | Awkward Puppets


[CAR HONKING]>>SAM: Yo, can we just agree on no racist jokes today?>>DIEGO: Okay, okay.>>SAM: Let’s just go to the movies.>>SAM: I don’t wanna argue with you today.
>>DIEGO: I understand.>>DIEGO: No racist jokes.>>SAM: Okay, good.>>DIEGO: How many white guys does it take to screw in a light bulb? [SAM SIGHS]>>SAM: How many?>>DIEGO: Zero. They pay me to do it.>>SAM: Alright, how many hispanic guys does it take to screw in a light bulb? Only Juan.>>DIEGO:That’s such a white person joke.>>SAM: Hispanic people are like vending machines, they take our money and don’t work.>>DIEGO: Well white people are like… I don’t know, I can’t think of anything,
but white people are just stupid.>>SAM: We have Taylor Swift.>>DIEGO: We have Selena Gomez.>>SAM: We have Leonardo Di Caprio.>>DIEGO: We have Antonio Banderas.>>SAM: We have Miley Cyrus.>>DIEGO: You, you can keep Miley Cyrus.>>SAM: By the way, what time is the movie? We gotta make sure you’re back in time to
clean my pool.>>DIEGO: Clean your pool? You, you mean sleep with your wife?>>SAM: I don’t have a wife. I live with my mom.>>DIEGO: Even better.>>SAM: Yeah, well I would say something about your mom, but she’s, she’s probably struggling to get into the country.>>DIEGO: Well about, wait, wait, did you talk to her?>>SAM: Did, did I talk to your mother?>>DIEGO: Yes.
>>SAM: No. I was making a joke.>>SAM: Jeez.>>DIEGO: I bet your favorite movie is The Notebook.>>SAM: Do you even watch movies? Or just soccer games?>>DIEGO: Well, at least we play soccer. What do white people play? Computer games?>>SAM: Hispanic girls are loud and annoying.>>DIEGO: White girls don’t have butts or cooking skills.>>SAM: Steve Jobs.>>DIEGO: Che Guevara.>>SAM: Walt Disney.>>DIEGO: Jennifer Lopez.>>SAM: Are you really comparing Walt Disney to Jennifer Lopez?>>DIEGO: Bro, come on. She’s beautiful.>>SAM: That’s true. That’s true.>>DIEGO: She doesn’t age.>>SAM: Alright dude. That’s enough, that’s enough for today.>>DIEGO: Okay. Okay, okay.
>>SAM: Let’s just get out of here.>>SAM: Truths?>>DIEGO: Yeah, yeah truths.>>SAM: Like for real though?>>DIEGO: I know. I know.
>>SAM: Like for real truths?>>DIEGO: I understand.>>SAM: Okay.>>DIEGO: For real.>>SAM: Thank you.>>DIEGO: Um… White people suck. [EXIT MUSIC]