Car Talk (Ep. 3) | Awkward Puppets

Car Talk (Ep. 3) | Awkward Puppets


>>SAM: Alright look man, I am not joking today. No racist jokes.>>DIEGO: Okay, okay, I agree.>>SAM: Diego, that’s what you said last time and then you immediately started making fun of white people.>>DIEGO: Yeah, well you were making fun of hispanic people too.>>SAM: I know, I know and I apologize and I was wrong.>>DIEGO: Okay, fine. I’m sorry too, okay?>>SAM: Yeah, I mean it was just so stupid and ignorant.>>DIEGO: I know, exactly.>>SAM: I mean it’s not my fault white people are better.>>DIEGO: Yeah, I know… wait what?>>SAM: What?>>DIEGO: What did you just say?>>SAM: No, nothing. I was just apologizing.>>DIEGO: Cause it really sounded like you said white people are better than hispanics.>>SAM: No, no, no, no. Of course, of course I would never say that.>>DIEGO: Oh okay, you know, cause that would be ridiculous, because, you know, without hispanics you guys would have nothing.>>SAM: So what’s it like cleaning toilets for a living?>>DIEGO: I don’t know what’s it like going to coachella every year and looking stupid?>>SAM: Hispanic people are like the movie Batman vs. Superman, just not necessary.>>DIEGO: That movie was, was just ridiculous.>>SAM: Dude it was so long, right?>>DIEGO: Are you kidding me? I fell asleep during the trailers.>>SAM: So bad.>>DIEGO: Probably because a bunch of white people made it.>>SAM: Shut the [BLEEP] up bro.>>DIEGO: Did you see The Revenant?>>SAM: Yeah, it was great.>>DIEGO: Yeah, the director was Mexican.>>SAM: Have you seen Forrest Gump?>>DIEGO: Yeah, it’s great.>>SAM: Beautiful.>>DIEGO: You know who is not beautiful?>>SAM: Who?>>DIEGO: Your next president, Donald Trump.>>SAM: What do you call a building full of Mexicans?>>DIEGO: What?>>SAM: Jail.>>DIEGO: That’s hilarious. What do you call a building full of white people? A stupid building.>>SAM: We have better technology.>>DIEGO: We have better food.>>SAM: Psh, please. There’s more to life than just tacos.>>DIEGO: Yeah, well there’s more to life than just kale chips.>>SAM: We have better TV.>>DIEGO: We have better girls.>>SAM: We have better music.>>DIEGO: Are you…are you kidding me? Every time I turn on the radio I hear Taylor
Swift complaining about high school boys, isn’t she like 45?>>SAM: Woah, woah, woah. Don’t talk [BLEEP] about Taylor Swift. Come on. She’s amazing, she’s inspirational.>>DIEGO: That’s ridiculous. You know who is inspirational? Jennifer Lopez.>>SAM: Why? Because she has a big butt?>>DIEGO: That’s exactly why.>>SAM: Come on, we have great music.>>DIEGO: No way.>>SAM: Cause I’m proud to be an American, where at least I know I’m free.>>DIEGO: La la la bamba. La la la bamba.>>SAM: Sweet Caroline, oh oh oh.
>>DIEGO: Upside, Inside out, living la vida loca.>>SAM: If you like Piña colada’s.>>DIEGO: Piña colada’s are hispanic, you stupid son of a [BLEEP].>>SAM: Alright bro, why don’t we just do this, just agree to disagree.>>DIEGO: That’s interesting.>>SAM: You know what I mean? Like no more insults, but like for real, no more insults.>>DIEGO: Fine, okay, whatever. No more insults.>>SAM: Let’s just go get something to eat.>>DIEGO: Yeah, okay. I’m down. What are you in the mood for?>>SAM: Um, hmm. Let me think.>>DIEGO: Kale chips?>>SAM: I hate you.