♪♪ -Hi, everyone! And welcome to “Ew!” I’m Sara,
and if you’re wondering, that’s S-A-R-A with no H,
’cause H’s are ew! [ Laughter ] Anyway, joining me today
is one of my BFF’s. We started sitting next to each
other in homeroom this year, and now we text every day. Please welcome Mia Singh. [ Cheers and applause ] Oh, my God!
-I’m freaking right now. I’m freaking right now!
-Me too! -I can’t believe Valentine’s Day
is next week. Have you started
making cards yet? -Oh, my God.
Yes. My mom and I went yesterday
to Hobby Hut, and we got, like,
a bunch of supplies and, like,
a bunch of glitter. But when we got home, our cat
Misty got into the glitter, and she tracked it
all over the house. You want to see?
-Yeah. -Oh, my God.
[ Laughter ] -She looks red-carpet ready!
-Right? -Anyway, did your Valentine’s
cards still turn out okay? -Oh, yeah.
It was totally worth it. Here, check it out. Okay, so, this may sound cheesy,
but it’s true. I want to get a pizza you. [ Both laugh ] And I’d eat as much
as I could chew, but not the crust,
’cause the crusts are ew! -That’s great!
You’re like a poet. -I didn’t even know it.
-You’re like Ed Sheeran. [ Laughter ] Hey, did I tell you
I’ve been practicing that dance from TikTok
that everyone’s obsessed with? I’m pretty much an expert now. -Really? No way.
I’ve been practicing, too. -We should post one together.
-Oh, my God, yeah! -Wanna try it right now?
-Let’s do it. Here?
-Yeah. ♪♪ [ Cheers and applause ] ♪♪ [ Cheers and applause ] -Whoa!
I almost fell over. [ Laughing ] Wow!
-You’re so strong, Sara! -I might have been working out.
-Have you been working out? That’s awesome. -That’s gonna get like
800 billion likes. [ Cellphone ringing ]
-It’s so going to! -Ew!
-Who’s that? -It’s my stepdad Gary calling. I told him not to bother us!
-Hello, hello? Is this a regular phone,
or are we call facing? -It’s FaceTime, Gary! You have to hold it
in front of your face. -Ew.
-Oh, ha! There we go. Well, this is fun! I was looking for
the new Fitbit app on my new bleep blorp phone, and I must have
mistake dialed you. But since I got you on the horn,
might as well check in. You two girls chillin’?
#GirlSquad. -Uh, Mr. Stepdad Gary, we’re kind of, like,
busy, you know? -All right, all right. I just wanted to let
you two gal pals know that your mom and I are upstairs
in the kitchen making some creamy chipped beef. So, come grab a spoon. It’s extra beefy
and extra creamy. It’s a milky, meaty treat
that’s really dreamy! -Ew! -♪ First, you take some beef
left over from dinner ♪ ♪ You add a thick creamy sauce,
and you got yourself a winner ♪ ♪ It’s creamy and beefy,
beefy and creamy ♪ ♪ Creamy beef,
beefy cream ♪ ♪ Creamy beef,
beefy cream ♪ ♪ Creamy beef ♪ ♪ Cream your beef ♪ -Gary stop it! Nobody wants some cream beef! -All right, all right. I’ll catch you two
on the flippity flop. [ Laughs ] Now, how do I
hang up this thing? Ooh, Cheryl Tiegs,
I didn’t know you — Oh, it’s a yogurt ad. -Bye.
All right, where were we? Oh, right. It’s time
for the “Ew!” speed round. -Oh, yeah!
I love it. -All right, here we go.
Ready? -Okay, okay, okay.
-Cauliflower. -Ew. -LOL Surprise! balls? -Ew. -Gravity blanket. -Cool. -Mayochup. -Ew!
-I know. Harrison Ford. -Oh, my God, cute.
-Really? -Yeah, he’s like
a really talented, big actor. Have you ever heard of “Indiana Jones and
the Kingdom of Crystal Skull”? -Indiana Jones?
-Mm-hmm. -And “The Kingdom
of the Crystal Skull”? -Mm-hmm.
-No, never heard of that. -Oh. -Finally, Nick Jonas. [ Cheers and applause ]
-Ew. -Really? -No.
I’d totally put a ring on it. [ Laughter ] -If I marry one of his brothers,
we can be sisters-in-law! We’ll be J sisters!
-Oh! -I’ll be the Bonus Jonas!
-[ Laughs ] -That’s all the time
we have right now. I want to thank Mia
for joining me today. Tune in next week.
Ew! -Ew! ♪♪ [ Cheers and applause ]