GRASS WHEEL (Hippie Grass Car)


Title: Grass wheel Oh I’m saving the environment, I drive a hybrid. SHUT UP!! Wh- Um, excuse me! What the hell is that?! I’m happy you aksed, it’s the… GRASS WHEEL! Grass Wheel (whisper) I’m Mikah Moonbeam and i want to show you how much better your life can be If you become one with nature Why would I ever use this?? I’m happy you asked GRASS WHEEL (whisper) It’s not naughty to love your body, the
human body was not meant to sit and travel in claustrophobic metal death boxes. We were meant to stand in the open air On grass. In a wheeel (Grunts) Argh uh ohhhh H-hey how do I stop this?? You can’t GRASS WHEEL! Cut out pollution with each revolution it’s better for everyone around you No gas. Just grass (Car horn) Get out of the way you hippie piece of s**t! Namaste. Grass Wheel Nourish your soul while
you stroll How is this supposed to help me eat? I’m happy you asked, i planted tasty root vegetables in the wheel three months ago
that are now ready for harvest Huh, that’s actually pretty smart idea
yeah but just remember to Watch out for the moles Moles love to feed upon the Grass Wheel’s
abundant harvest What the [email protected]*! is going on?!? (Grunts) Grass Wheel Carpool to work, without polluting. you jerk! Can we listen to some music? Uhhh, Yeah this doesn’t
have a radio Grass Wheel! Order immediately or I’ll punch
your dick repeatedly! (Coughing) All right fine how much is it? I’m happy
you asked… Our base model cost only sixteen thousand dollars Oh, never mind. I think I’ll just take those
repeated take punches instead. I see, You value your money, over making the world a
better place Uh, you might wanna watch out for th… I’m sorry I can’t
hear you over your.. Ahhhhhh (Screams and Grunts) I wonder if iCarly re-runs are on right now? Grass Wheel! Namaste for subscribing my earth children. click the box on the left to watch
behind the scenes and bloopers from this episode. And click the box on the right to learn about the revolutionary product Magic Wipes And if you’re on an environment
destroying touchscreen device, all the links are down in the description below You Jerk