Lady Gaga Carpool Karaoke


( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )
THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR HELPING ME GET TO WORK. I REALLY APPRECIATE IT.>>YEAH. THANK YOU SO MUCH. ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )
>>James: IT’S TERRIBLE (BLEEP). BITCH! GET OUT THE WAY! GET OUT THE WAY, BITCH! MOVE BITCH, GET OUT OF THE WAY! GET OUT OF THE WAY, BITCH.>>MOVE, BITCH. ( LAUGHTER )
>>James: DO YOU MIND IF WE LISTEN TO SOME MUSIC?>>NO.>>James: WILL THAT BE OKAY? SHALL WE SEE?>>YEAH. ♪
MY GUESSING GAME IS STRONG WAY TOO REAL TO BE WRONG
CAUGHT UP IN YOUR SHOW YEAH, AT LEAST NOW I KNOW
IT WASN’T LOVE, IT WASN’T LOVE IT WAS A PERFECT ILLUSION
MISTAKEN FOR LOVE, IT WASN’T LOVE
IT WAS A PERFECT ILLUSION IT WAS A PERFECT ILLUSION
MISTAKEN FOR LOVE, IT WASN’T LOVE
MISTAKEN FOR LOVE CAUGHT UP IN YOUR SHOW
YEAH, AT LEAST NOW I KNOW IT WASN’T LOVE, IT WASN’T LOVE
IT WAS A PERFECT ILLUSION MISTAKEN FOR LOVE, IT WASN’T
LOVE IT WAS A PERFECT ILLUSIO
( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )>>James: YOU’RE ABOUT TO GO
INTO THE SR THE SUPER BOWL. HOW DO YOU FEEL. PRETTY GOOD?>>YEAH.>>James: WHAT GOES THROUGH
YOUR MIND?>>HELLO? HELLO?>>James: HEY, GAGA. HEY, WHAT’S UP?>>James: HEY, DAVE FROM THE
N.F.L. YOU REMEMBER DAVE?>>NO. HI, DAVE.>>James: WHAT ARE YOU DOING
EARLY NEXT YEAR?>>OH, MY GOSH. ARE YOU — ARE YOU GIVING ME THE
SUPER BOWL?>>James: YES. FROM THAT SMALL BIT OF
INFORMATION, DO YOU WANT TO DO THE SUPER BOWL NEXT YEAR THE
HALF TIME SHOW.>>OH, (BLEEP). ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )
(SINGING)>>James: WHEN YOU ARE IN THE
STUDIO DO YOU WRITE DOWN RO MAH RO-MAH-MAH
>>YES.>>James: AND WHEN YOU TELL
THEM THAT’S THE LYRICS DO THEY DO THIS?>>THEY DON’T GET TO DO THAT. IT’S ROMANCE. ♪
IT’S RO MAH RO-MAH-MAH
>>James: ROMANCE, GAGAGA. OH, I SEE YOU’RE SAYING ROMANCE,
OOH LA LAH!>>YEAH.>>James:
RAH RAH AH-AH-AH! RO MAH RO-MAH-MAH
GAGA OH-LA-LA! WANT YOUR BAD ROMANCE
I WANT YOUR DESIGN RAH RAH AH-AH-AH! RO MAH RO-MAH-MAH
I WANT IT BAD YOUR BAD ROMANCE
I WANT YOUR LOVE AND I WANT YOUR REVENGE
YOU AND ME COULD WRITE A BAD ROMANCE
I WANT YOUR LOVE AND ALL YOUR LOVERS REVENGE
YOU AND ME COULD WRITE A BAD ROMANCE
OH-OH-OH-OH-OH! OH-OH-OH-OH-OH-OH! CAUGHT IN A BAD ROMANCE
OH-OH-OH-OH-OOH! OH-OH-OOH-OH-OH-OH! CAUGHT IN A BAD ROMANCE
>>James: YOU PASSED YOUR DRIVING TEST?>>YES.>>James: HOW LONG AGO? UST A FEW MONTHS AGO. IT WAS SO EMBARRASSING. MY WHOLE FAMILY CAME WITH ME TO
THE D.M.V. MY FATHER CRIED WHEN I GOT MY
DRIVER’S LICENSE.>>James: I LOVE THAT! I WAS, LIKE, DAD, I’M 30. HE’S, I’M JUST SO PROUD OF YOU!>>James: DO YOU THINK YOU’RE
A GOOD DRIVER?>>I THINK SO.>>James: DO YOU WANT TO HAVE
A –>>YEAH.>>James: I DRIVE MYSELF TO
WORK EVERY DAY. NO ONE’S EVER DRIVEN PETO WORK.>>I MEAN, IS THAT ALLOWED?>>James: OKAY. IT’S HERE. PUT THE FOOT ON THE BRAKE. PUT IT DOWN.>>RIGHT.>>James: PRESS THE BUTTON. THEN PUT IT DOWN. AND WE’RE DRIVING. WHOA! WHOA! HAVE YOU DRIVEN IN NEW YORK YET?>>YEAH.>>James: HAVE YOU? YEAH.>>James: HAVE YOU LEARNED THE
HAND SIGNALS TO DRIVE IN WORK?>>YEAH, THIS ONE. ( LAUGHTER )
>>James: DON’T YOU START DOING IT! COME ON, NOW! NICE AND EASY. I DON’T KNOW IF I FEEL SAFE —
>>OH, COME ON.>>James: — IN THIS
ENVIRONMENT. I WANT TO RUN BACK TO THE EDGE
OF YOU ♪ I’M ON THE EDGE OF GLORY AND I’M
HANGIN’ ON A MOMENT OF TRUTH OUT ON THE EDGE OF GLORY AND I’M
HANGIN’ ON A MOMENT WITH YOU I’M ON THE EDGE, THE EDGE, THE
EDGE THE EDGE, THE EDGE, THE EDGE,
THE EDGE I’M ON THE EDGE OF GLORY
AND I’M HANGIN’ ON A MOMENT WITH YOU
I’M ON THE EDGE WITH YOU>>James: TAKE A PICTURE. OKAY. BUT IT WAS TERRIFYING. LET ME DRIVE. I’M NEVER DOING THAT AGAIN
THAT’S AMAZING, ISN’T IT? (BLEEP)
( LAUGHTER ) AWWAH, AH, AH, AH
GIVE ME A VOICE WARMUP.>>HALLELUJAH.>>James: HAL HALLELUJAH. HALLELUJAH.>>James: HAL HALLELUJAH. ♪ HALLELUJAH ♪
>>THAT’S NOT RIGHT.>>James: WHAT! DO YOU EVER WARM UP THE LIP? DO YOU EVER DO LIKE THE LIPS,
THE TEETH, THE TIP OF THE TONGUE?>>NO, MAYBE I SHOULD DO THAT. IS THAT WHAT YOU DO? BENEDICT CUMBERBATCH.>>James: BENEDICT CUMBERBATCH
IS SHERLOCK HOLMES.>>BENEDICT CUMBERBATCH IS
SHERLOCK HOLMES.>>James: BEN DUCT CUMBERBATCH
IS BROODY GOOD AT SHERLOCK HOLMES. ( REPEATS )
>>James: IF YOU DO THAT BEFORE THE SUPER BOWL YOU WILL
DO GOOD. ‘CAUSE YOU WERE BORN THIS WAY,
BABY BABY
I WAS BORN THIS WAY I WAS BORN THIS WAY
HEY I’M ON THE RIGHT TRACK, BABY, I WAS BORN THIS WAY. I’M ON THE RIGHT TRACK BABY, I
WAS BORN THIS WAY. ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )
YOU BOUGHT A LOAD OF MICHAEL JACKSON’S CLOTHES.>>I DID.>>James: HOW MANY ITEMS OF
CLOTHING?>>I MUST HAVE AT LEAST 400
PIECES.>>James: NO WAY. MM-HMM. I’VE GOT A THRILLER JACKET. ( GASPS )
ONE OF HIS GLOVES, LOTS OF HIS TOUR COSTUMES.>>James: DO THEY SMELL? NO, THEY’RE KEPT IN PRISTINE
CONDITION. I ACTUALLY KEEP THEM IN A
TEMPERATURE-CONTROLLED ROOM SO THAT THEY CAN BE EPRESERVED FOR,
YOU KNOW, THE REST OF TIME.>>James: HOW DO YOU KNOW THAT
THEY’RE FOR SURE HIS CLOTHES, THOUGH? HOW DO YOU KNOW, FOR SURE?>>BECAUSE THEY WERE TOLD
THROUGH AN AUCTION NEAR.>>James: WELL, YES, BUT I
HAVE BEEN STUNG.>>WELL, THEY’RE HIS CLOTHES.>>James: WELL, YOU SAY THAT. I ONCE BOUGHT EVERY MEMBER OF MO
MO MOTOWN’S T-SHIRTS AND I SOON FOUND OUT TREVOR, JACOB AND
ASHLEY HAD NEVER EVEN WORN THEM.>>WHAT WAS THAT SOUND?>>James: LIQUID DREAMS. YOU HAD A SONG CALLED LIQUID
DREAMS?>
IT GOES — I DREAM ABOUT A GIRL WHO’S A MIX
OF DESTINY’S CHILD JUST A LITTLE TOUCH MADONNA’S
WILD STYLE WITH JANET JACKSON’S SMILE,
THROW IN A BODY LIKE JENNIFERS’ YOU’VE GOT THE STAR OF MY LIQUID
DREAM BASICALLY A SONG ABOUT
EJACULATING IN YOUR SLEEP.>>YEAH. IT’S NOT THE SAME WITHOUT A GUN. AND WHEN IT’S LOVE, IT ISN’T
FUN. WHOA, OH, OH, OH. I GET HIM HOT. SHOW HIM WHAT I GOT. (SINGING)
POKER FACE. POKE, POKER FACE.>>James: DID YOU WRITE A SONG
IN TEN MINUTES?>>POKER FACE WAS TEN MINUTES. BORN THIS WAY WAS TEN MINUTES.>>James: IT COMES AS A BLAST. LOOK AT THAT.>>James: YOU GAVE IT TOO
MUCH. YOU POKER FACED SO MUCH YOU LOST
AN EARRING.>>I DID. I LIKE IT WHEN FASHION SELLS ME.>>James: IT REALLY DOES,
THOUGH. IT REALLY DOES.>>OR MAYBE I SELL FASHION.>>James: NO, BECAUSE IT’S
ALWAYS BOUGHT.>>I GUESS WITH ME I NEVER WORRY
ABOUT WHO LIKES IT OR DOESN’T. IT’S MY THING TO BE
UNFASHIONABLE.>>James: I THOUGHT YOU LOOKED
GREAT IN THIS. ( LAUGHTER )
( APPLAUSE )>>I MEAN, I THINK I LOOK ALL
RIGHT IN THAT LOOK.>>James: NOW, WHICH — DO ME
A FAVOR –>>MY FAVORITE WAS A QUEEN DRESS
THAT I WORE TO THE AWARDS.>>James: GOOD THING WITH THIS
ONE WITH, YOU’VE ALWAYS GOT A SNACK IF YOU NEED IT. LOOK AT ME,.>>I REALLY THINK YOU SHOULD
TAKE THAT OFF.>>James: THIS IS MY FAVORITE. I LOVE IT. I DO FEEL ALIVE IN IT.>>OF ALL OF THEM, THAT’S THE
BEST ON YOU. OF ALL OF THIS. YEAH.>>James: REALLY? I THINK SO.>>James: THANK YOU. YOU’RE GIVING ME A MILLION
REASONS TO QUIT THE SHOW YOU’RE GIVIN’ ME A MILLION
REASONS GIVE ME A MILLION REASONS
GIVIN’ ME A MILLION REASONS ABOUT A MILLION REASONS
IF I HAD A HIGHWAY, I WOULD RUN FOR THE HILLS
IF YOU COULD FIND A DRY WAY, I’D FOREVER BE STILL
BUT YOU’RE GIVING ME A MILLION REASONS
GIVE ME A MILLION REASONS GIVIN’ ME A MILLION REASONS
ABOUT A MILLION REASONS I BOW DOWN TO PRAY
I TRY TO MAKE THE WORST SEEM BETTER
LORD, SHOW ME THE WAY TO CUT THROUGH ALL HIS WORN OUT
LEATHER I’VE GOT A HUNDRED MILLION
REASONS TO WALK AWAY BUT BABY, I JUST NEED ONE GOOD
ONE TO STAY CAN’T YOU GIVE
ME WHAT I’M NEEDING, NEEDING, EVERY HEART
BREAK MAKES IT HARD TO KEEP THE FAITH. BABY I JUST NEED ONE GOOD ONE,
GOOD ONE, GOOD ONE, GOOD ONE, GOOD ONE, WHEN I BOW DOWN TO
PRAY, TRY TO MAKE THE WORST SEEM BETTER LORD, SHOW ME THE WAY
TO CUT THROUGH ALL HIS WORN OUT LEATHER
I’VE GOT A HUNDRED MILLION REASONS TO WALK AWAY
BUT BABY, I JUST NEED ONE GOOD ONE, GOOD ONE
TELL ME THAT YOU’LL BE THE GOOD ONE, GOOD ONE
BABY, I JUST NEED ONE GOOD ONE TO STAY
♪ ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )