Now THIS is how you sell cars!.mpg

Now THIS is how you sell cars!.mpg


♪♪♪ FOLKS, HERE
AT NEW DEAL USED CARS,
WE ARE STRIPPING AWAY INFLATION. WE’RE TAKING OFF
THOSE HIGH PRICES. YES, WE’RE GETTING DOWN
TO THE BARE MINIMUMS
ON THESE BABIES. SO COME ON OVER
AND CHECK OUT THE FRONT ENDS
OF THESE BEAUTIES… AND INSPECT THE REAR ENDS. COME ON OVER
AND LET’S DO SOME DISCO, HUH ? [ Man ]
I WANNA DRIVE YOU HOME !
[ Laughs ] SHAKE IT ! SCUM. [ Tires Screeching ] ALL YOU HAVE TO DO
IS SIGN YOUR NAME… RIGHT HERE. OVER THERE WE HAVE A GROUP
OF IMMORAL CHARLATANS
MASQUERADING AS BUSINESSMEN. THEY WILL STOOP — SHIT. CUT IT. WHAT ? YOU CAN’T SAY THAT
ON TV. I CAN SAY ANY GODDAMN THING
I WANT. THIS IS COMPETITION.
THE AMERICAN WAY ! IT’S SLANDER.
THEY CAN SUE YOU. THEY CAN’T SUE ME.
ONLY THE OWNER CAN SUE ME,
AND HE HAS TO BE ALIVE. NOW GET THE HELL OUTTA HERE.
LET’S TAKE IT FROM THE TOP.