P!nk Carpool Karaoke

P!nk Carpool Karaoke


( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )
I’M STUCK, IS THERE ANY WAY YOU COULD HELP ME GET TO WORK? ARE YOU SURE? OH YOU’RE THE BEST, THANK YOU SO
MUCH, THANK YOU.>>HI.>>James: THANK YOU SO MUCH
FOR THIS.>>ABSOLUTELY.>
>>James: THE TRAFFIC IS CHOCK ABLOCK. CAN WE LISTEN TO SOME MUSIC? ♪ LA-DA-DA-DA-DA
LA-DA-DA-DA-DA ♪ DA-DA-DA
WE ARE SEARCHLIGHTS ♪ WE CAN SEE IN THE DARK
WE ARE ROCKETS ♪ POINTED UP AT THE STARS
WE ARE BILLIONS ♪ OF BEAUTIFUL HEARTS
AND YOU SOLD US DOWN ♪ THE RIVER TOO FAR
WHAT ABOUT US? ♪ WHAT ABOUT ALL THE TIMES
YOU SAID YOU HAD THE ANSWERS? ♪ WHAT ABOUT US? WHAT ABOUT ALL THE
WHAT ABOUT TRUST? ♪ WHAT ABOUT US? ♪ ♪ ♪
♪ ♪ ♪>>James: LET’S GO. YOU’RE DOING A LOT OF THINGS. HANG ON THERE IS A ROUTINE,
WHAT’S THE ROUTINE?>>DO YOU KNOW THIS PART?>>James: YES.>>THROW YOUR HAIR DOWN.>>THIS IS A PULLOVER, I’M
HEARING THIS IS A PULLOVER. WE’RE STOPPED. OKAY. SO — AM I IN?>>THAT’S NOT IT BUT THAT WAS
AMAZING.>>WHAT IS ITS?>>IT IS BABA.>>IT’S A HEAD STORY?>>IT’S BABA. BABA BABA B BABA
WHAT ABOUT TRUST? ♪ WHAT ABOUT US?>>James: THAT WATT ENOUGH
NOT TOO MUCH. AND BABA. ♪ WHAT ABOUT US?>>NOW IT’S JUST DRAMA.>>James: OH IT’S JUST ALL
DRAMA. ♪ WHAT ABOUT US? ♪ ♪ ♪
( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )>>James: NOW YOU HAVE
CONVINCED YOU MARRIED JOHN BON JOVI. WHEN DID YOU REALIZE THAT
WOULDN’T HAPPEN.>>IT WAS EIGHT, I CAME HOME ON
SINGING LESSONS AND I HEARD HE MARRIED HIS HIGH SCHOOL
SWEETHEART DOROTHY. I ALMOST THREW UP. I WAS DEVASTATED. THE FIRST TIME SOMEONE EVER
BROKE MY HEARTS. I TOLD HIM THE FIRST TIME I MET
HIM. WE DID A RADIO SHOW IN NEW
JERSEY, I WAS 22, I WAS HOW ARE YOU GUYS ARE YOU HAPPY WITH
DOROTHY? AND THEN HE SENT ME A FLOWER
ARRANGEMENT.>>James: REALLY?>>WITH A PAIR OF LEATHER PANTS. THE FLOWER BASKET WAS LIKE LIFE
SIZE AND THERE WAS A PAIR OF LEATHER PANTS AND A NOTE THAT
SAID, “NOW CAN YOU FINALLY GET INTO MY PANTS.” THREW THEM OUT THE WINDOW.>>James: I THINK CARY AND
DOROTHY NEED TO GET TOGETHER.>>YOU KNOW I ONLY LOVE MEN WHO
ARE LOYAL TO THEIR WIVES. HE IS LIKE THAT. I HAVE ANOTHER FRIEND LIKE THAT. WHEN YOU ASK HIM HOW HE’S DOING,
HE TELLS YOU HOW HIS WIFE IS. HOW ARE YOU DOING?>>James: SHE’S DOING GREAT,
YOU KNOW. SHE’S TERRIFIC. HAD HE HAS PALATES THIS MORNING.>>HOW JAMES HOW ARE YOU?>>JULIA’S GREAT. PREGNANCY IS GOING WELL,
OBVIOUSLY IT’S TIRING, SHE IS PULLING THROUGH IT.>>ASK ME.>>James: HEY HOW YOU DOING?>>I’M GOOD BUT CARRY DID THIS
AMACING THING. HE’S GREAT.>>James:
♪ I’M COMING UP, SO YOU BETTER GET THIS PARTY STARTED
GET THIS PARTY STARTED ♪ GET THIS PARTY STARTED
ON A SATURDAY NIGHT ♪ EVERYBODY’S WAITING
FOR ME TO ARRIVE ♪ SENDING OUT THE MESSAGE
TO ALL OF MY FRIENDS ♪ WE’LL BE LOOKING FLASHY
IN MY MERCEDES BENZ ♪ I GOT LOTS OF STYLE
CHECK MY GOLD DIAMOND RINGS ♪ I CAN GO FOR MILES
IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN ♪ I’M COMING UP, SO YOU BETTER
GET THIS PARTY STARTED ♪ I’M COMING UP, SO YOU BETTER
GET THIS PARTY STARTED ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )
>>James: WHEN DID YOU.>>WHEN I WAS 14 I HAD A SONG
CALLED GENERATION X.>>James: HOW DID IT GO?>>GENERATION X YOURS AND MINE
YAHYA YAH IT’S FOR ARAP SONG.>>James: YOU WERE DOING
RAPPING?>>I WAS THE SINGER. I WAS THE HOOK-GIRL. SCRATCH AND SMOOTH.>>James: .SCRATCH AND SMOOTH
COMING IN. GENERATION X.>>GENERATION X ♪ ♪
>>James: BLOWING UP.>>YIRGS AND MINE YEAH YEAH YEAH
♪ ♪ ♪ ♪
♪ I’M LYING HERE ON THE FLOOR WHERE YOU LEFT ME
♪ AND WHEN THE CHEMICALS LEAVE MY BODY
♪ YEAH, THEY’RE GONNA FIND ME IN A HOTEL LOBBY
♪ MMM, TOUGH TIMES THEY KEEP COMING
♪ ALL NIGHT LAUGHING AND
♪ SOME DAYS I CAN BARELY BREATHE AFTER WE WERE HIGH
♪ AND THE LOVE DOPED OUT IT WAS YOU
♪ THE PILL I KEEP TAKIN’ THE NIGHTMARE I WAKE IN
♪ THERE’S NOTHIN’ NO NOTHIN’
♪ NOTHIN’ BUT YOU ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )
MY PERFECT ROCK BOTTOM ♪ MY BEAUTIFUL TRAUMA
MY LOVE, MY LOVE ♪ MY DRUG, OH
MY LOVE, MY LOVE ♪ MY LOVE, MY DRUG, OH
MY LOVE, MY LOVE ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )>>James: YOU USED TO OPEN
FOR N SYNC.>>FIRST TOUR EVER OPENING FOR N
SYNC.>>James: WHAT WAS IT LIKE?>>I WAS 19 AND THEY WERE REALLY
SWEET. AND JERRY FATONE USED TO COME IN
OUR DRESSING ROOM AND TALK WITH US.>>James: YOU HAD A BIT OF A
CRUSH?>>POSSIBLY. HE TOOK ME TO FRIENDLY’S LIKE A
FRIENDLY DATE NOT LIKE A DATE-DATE.>>James: THAT’S WHAT YOU
THOUGHT. I THINK JOEY DIDN’T THINK THAT
WAS A FRIENDLY DATE.>>WE’RE IN THE FRIENDLY ZONE.>>James: I’M GOING TO GO IN
BIG AND DIDN’T THINK JOEY THOUGHT HE WAS IN THE FRIENDLY
ZONE BUT TO THE END ZONE. IT WAS LIKE CAN I TAKE YOUR
DAUGHTER OUT FOR A DATE AND HE WAS LIKE HONEY IT IS TIMBERLAKE
OR BUST.>>HE REALLY THOUGHT HE WAS VERY
CHARMING.>>James: WHAT ABOUT JC?>>KIND OF LIKE MESSED UP TEETH
AND A RECORD.>>James: SO THEY WEREN’T BAD
ENOUGH?>>YEAH.>>James: YOU’RE MORE OF A
RIGHT, RIGHT TURN OFF THE LIGHTS
♪ WE’RE GONNA LOSE OUR MINDS TONIGHT
♪ WHAT IS THE DEALIO I LOVE WHEN IT’S
♪ ALL TOO MUCH 5 A.M. ♪ TURN THE RADIO UP
WHERE’S THE ROCK ‘N ROLL? ♪ PARTY CRASHER, PANTY SNATCHER
CALL ME UP IF YOU’RE A GANGSTA ♪ DON’T BE FANCY
JUST GET DANCEY WHY SO SERIOUS? ♪ SO RAISE YOUR GLASS
IF YOU ARE WRONG ♪ IN ALL THE RIGHT WAYS
( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) ALL MY UNDERDOGS
♪ WE WILL NEVER BE NEVER BE ANYTHING BUT LOUD
♪ WON’T YOU COME ON AND COME ON AND
♪ RAISE YOUR GLASS JUST COME ON AND COME ON AND
♪ RAISE YOUR GLASS SLAM, SLAM
>>James: I READ THAT YOU SEE YOU CAN SING BETTER IF YOU ARE
UPSIDE DOWN.>>YEAH I THINK SOMETIMES I
SOUND BETTER IF I’M UPSIDE DOWN.>>James: HOW CAN THAT BE THE
CASE?>>I DON’T KNOW. IT HAS TO BE A SCIENTIFIC THING.>>James: IT CAN’T BE FOR
EVERYBODY. I CAT BELIEVE THAT PAVAROTTI
THINKS, YOU SHOULD HEAR ME SINGING UPSIDE DOWN. OR I’LL GIVE IT A SHOT HO
AMPAAH! THERE’S NO WAY YOU CAN SING
BETTER!>>I CAN RUN AS FAST AS I CAN.>>James: YOU SOUND EXACTLY
THE RUN JUST AS FAST AS I CAN
♪ TO THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE TO THE MIDDLE
♪ OF MY FRUSTRATED FEARS AND I SWEAR
YOU BETTER GET PARTY STARTED I’M COMIN’
–>>James: HOW DO WE GET BACK
UP, HOW DID YOU DO THAT?>>JUST LIKE THAT.>>James: WHAT? WAIT! HANG ON! NO — SOMEBODY HELP!>>YOU ROCKING OUT BECAUSE I
THINK IT’S REALLY STUCK! (LAUGHTER)
I THINK IT WAS LOCKED!>>James: THAT IS NO FUN.>>IT IS A LITTLE MORE FUN WHEN
YOU ARE IN A CELL BECAUSE YOU’RE MOVING. YOU WANTS ME TO DRIVE?>>James: YOU SING BETTER
UPSIDE DOWN. THAT IS UTTER BULL (BLEEP). YOU SOUNDED INCREDIBLE BUT YOUR
PINK. ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )