Hello everybody, British Bob here How do you do?! Today we’re going on an adventure with Spongebob and Patrick and taking a look at all of these playsets and toys And we’ll also be unboxing the Spongebob Airplane together with the Bikini Bottom Submarine Bus which comes with sound… So my little friends, grab your sunscreen and follow me to Bikini Bottom… Today Spongebob and Patrick are going on holiday And, as you can hear, they’ve got their alarm set as they need to get up early in order to get to the airport on time Let’s head into Spongebob’s Pineapple house and say hello… Ah yes, obviously he’s still sleeping… but, looking at his alarm clock, it looks like it’s going to go off in …3… …2… …1… Oooh!! Morning Spongebob… Oh look, a paper, I wonder what it says?! The Krabby Kronicle “Plankton’s Chum made of your chums!!!” I knew it!!! Right Spongebob, when you’ve peeled yourself off the floor I’ll see you outside with your luggage I’m just going to see if Patrick’s up… Judging by that snoring It sounds as though Patrick is asleep as well Let’s open up his rock and see how he’s doing… Yes… Absolutely out cold… But, on a plus note, at least it appears he packed his case the night before Come on Patrick, time to get up, you’ve got a plane to catch… Ah, hello Spongebob, ready for the off? Patrick’s still snoozing but, don’t worry, I’ll get him up for you… Come here big fella… There you go… …and your suitcase Okay, well now that you boys are eventually up, or peeled yourselves off the floor Tell me more about this holiday You’ve managed to get hold of the cheapest of cheap flight tickets Patrick? Well, okay, I just hope it’s not cheap for a reason And the fact we’ve already lost 2 hours already I think we’d better get going as quick as possible Ah look, Squidward’s also up and he’s relaxing on the roof of his house It must be in the knowledge that his neighbours are going away for the week Just look at his face That’s what pure happiness looks like… So Patrick, let’s just close up your rock I mean, you can never be too careful these days… And Spongebob, I know you don’t need to worry about home security as you’re leaving Gary at home, all on his own, in the bathtub Poor Gary Okay boys, this is it… Sun… …sea… …sand…and Let’ face it Not the best of starts to your holiday But at least nobody was hurt Oooh, morning Squidward Anything broken…? No? Great! And it’s probably a good job they’re going away for 7 days as you because I think you’ll need that to recover Good luck!!! Err, and guys… I think that now your car’s out of commission You’re going to have to get the airport bus But, lucky for you two… You live right next to a bus stop And so, Spongebob and Patrick, waited patiently with their cases for the bus to arrive They then board the bus And, within a few seconds of Patrick starting the journey he needed the toilet It’s like travelling with toddlers when you go anywhere with these two… Wait a minute, that was very quick That doesn’t look as though you’ve gone to Far Far Away… Ah… that’s because you got on the local bus But, don’t worry, the Far Far Away bus should be coming through in the next couple of minutes Mmmm… Now those don’t sound like fast food cooking noises… Now do they?! Come on, follow me… …let’s go and have a closer look at what Plankton’s up to… Okay, so we have a partially completed Bomber jet… …crates of ammunition… …an almost complete tank… …and some sort of robot which you can operate from the inside… I think Bikini Bottom aren’t going to know what’s hit them when these are finished But let’s worry about that another time Right Patrick, as you need the toilet, I wouldn’t personally use the Chum Bucket No offense Plankton The Krusty Krab’s closed But, the bus you’re travelling on, I know definitely comes with one… Actually, the Bikini Bottom Submarine Bus has been in Operation for years I’ve got an old promotional VHS tape lying around here somewhere… Ah yes, here it is Why don’t we watch it while we wait and we can see all the features the bus has… “Introducing the latest automobile for luxury comfort and travel” “The Bikini Bottom Submarine Bus” “And, starting with back of the bus” “The latest in movement technology” “A spiny propeller thing” “Just look at it go!” “At the rear of the bus, we also provide” “A toilet and wash hand basin” “for your convenience and comfort” “Because, let’s face it…” “You never know, when you have to go!” There you go Patrick, a toilet awaits… “On the top, we also provide…” “…a periscope, so our drivers” “can see where they’re going” “Straight ahead into yet more blue ocean…” “And, inside the bus…” “the most comfortable green sofa you’ve ever seen!” “I bet you just can’t wait to get onboard” “and take a seat?!” “And, at the bottom…” “A nice blue button…” “That horn is just music to my ears…!” “A total of 3 destinations are” “provided with this service” “You can go Downtown” “To Bikini Bottom” “…or Far Far Away!” “Forget all the other bus companies” “We provide a driver with a smile!” “Have you ever seen a happier face?!” “Just look how ha…” Right, okay, I think we’ve seen enough of that And, if the bus is on time, it should be here any second now… Okay Spongebob, if you load the luggage onboard Patrick… …get going to the toilet Err, Spongebob… How… Never mind… And so, Spongebob and Patrick finally set off on the right bus to Far Far Away And, now that Patrick had been to the toilet, he was feeling much, much, better Just look at how much happier he is… It was going to take over a day to get there and the bus needed to travel throughout the night Now, normally if you’re travelling on an overnight coach, you might be worried the bus driver could fall asleep at the wheel… But, with Spongebob’s and Patrick’s snoring… There was no chance… When they woke up in the morning they weren’t in Kansas any more Or Bikini Bottom for that matter This Far Far Away was a very peculiar place It just got weirder…. …and weirder… Until, eventually, the arrived at the Far Far Away Airport Bus Terminal I didn’t even know this place existed But just look how busy it is… And, here we have the bus driver now, leaving them at the airport And driving straight back the way he came to Bikini Bottom And so, Spongebob and Patrick were left standing at Gate 1 of the airport Where they spoke to a very nice young lady called Jean She informed them that she was in charge of Gate number 1 And they had to make their way to Gate 101 Given that this was such a vast distance She very kindly offered to lend them her motorised baggage trolley And so, Spongebob and Patrick, loaded up their luggage And started their trek across the airport They did take the wrong turn to start with but soon they were back on track Travelling past all the main planes and single seaters Straight past VIP down the far end And even past a field of flowers Until, eventually, they arrived at their gate Well boys, well done, you made it It’s been a bit of a holiday already getting here But, also Patrick, I think I can see the reason why your ticket was so cheap… Here’s your plane… …in about 20 pieces… But, don’t worry, I do this as a day job! All I need is a little music… …and a cup of tea… …and away we go…! Right Bernie, if you could just quickly load up the aeroplane and take it off to the runway… I’ll go and have a quick chat with Spongebob and Patrick Right, well given that we’ve just had to build the plane I assume a pilot to fly it is probably out of the question…?! Sooo, do either of you two have any flying experience? You do Patrick?! You know how to take off… …and fly a plane… …but not how to land one… Well…2 out of 3 ain’t bad… Let’s just worry about that when we get to the other side… Okay boys, it finally looks as though we can get going on holiday So if you just make your way over to the plane and load your luggage onboard We can get on our way… Wow. Just wow. I’ve only seen baggage handling skills like that by the professionals… You boys just have natural talent. Right Patrick, if you want to head to the cabin and familiarise yourself with the controls I’ll speak to the Air Traffic Controller on the gate and clear the runway for takeoff… Oh wait a minute, what’s this…? Oh no!! Patrick’s taxing down the runway and he’s left Spongebob behind! But, don’t worry Spongebob, I have a plan… It involves this… …and this!!! So, get ready my spongey little friend… You’re about to experience… …MACH 4! MORE POWER!!!!!!!!!! Quick Patrick, pop the roof! That’s it Spongebob, floor it…! Now hit the MACH 4 button! And jump! Phew! You just made it in time Spongebob! Well done! And yes, that is my arm you see there… Patrick doesn’t have a clue how to take off in a plane… But I ahven’t got the heart to tell him Just look how happy he is… Now, the only problem that we’ve got here is because the roof is off the cabin is now depressurised… So, we’re going to have to fly at low altitude But there are it’s advantages Patrick can now stand up properly in the cabin And we get to have a beautiful view of what’s beneath us… So, as our heroes fly through the sky Patrick can’t help but think he’s forgotton something… …and Spongebob… …well, he’s still recovering from his Mach 4 experience… Oh, and you’d have thought Patrick would have used all of the modern instruments on the plane to navigate where he was going… But, as he was flying so low, he decided to look out of the window instead and follow landmarks… So, this ended up taking them over Adventure Bay where they could see a rescue going on down beneath them Oh look, it’s the Paw Patrol and Captain Turbot Over the top of Pirate Bay, where they could see the Tomy Aquafun Pirate Ship… And, finally, off the coast of Neverland where they saw their friend Captain Hook… Oh dear, that doesn’t sound good at all… Yup… …I know what it is you forgot Patrick… …jet fuel… Hold on tight, Engine 1’s out… Engine 2 is out…! Hello gravity…! Yahoo!!!! Okay boys, we’re going down… …there’s only one thing we can do… …we’re going to have to make a jump for it… Are you ready…?! Juuuuummmmmpppppppppp!!!!!!!! No, stop that…! They were flying that low it was just a small jump into the water… Well, Spongebob and Patrick have to be the 2 luckiest characters around… Not only did Patrick fly in completely the wrong direction… And crash land within a stone’s throw of Bikini Atoll But Grandpa Pig, Peppa, and George happened to just be sailing in the area where they landed And, being the kind soles that they are, they offered to give them a lift along the final leg of their journey Whilst onboard… Patrick asked Grandpa Pig if it would be possible to have a go at steering his boat… Grandpa Pig thought for a while… but, as Grandpa Pig looked to his left and could see the evidence of Patrick’s aviation skills floating in the water… …and to his right, where he could see Patrick’s previous nautical skills… He kindly declined the request Sorry Patrick And so, they reached Bikini Atoll and dived back home to the safety of Bikini Bottom… And, now that our heroes have returned home Let’s reflect on what we’ve learned today… Well, for starters… …Spongebob… He’s learnt not to leave Gary at home with an empty bowl of food… Because Gary ate the entire contents of his house whilst he was away That’s right, he ate all of Spongebob’s bedroom furniture… …the stove… …the bath tub… …and even the entire contents of Spongebob’s lounge… …including his TV! Nice one Gary! And, as for Patrick… …well… …he’s learnt absolutely nothing… He’s just gone out and bought himself the cheapest, oldest, camper van he could find… It’s a very nice camper van mind… Just look at it… …isn’t it lovely…? And it comes with everything you’d expect… …including 2 deck chairs… …and a table… …not to mention a kitchen, sleeping area, and bathroom But I think we’ve had enough fun for today Don’t you?! Maybe another time… Oh, and did I forget to say that Patrick has already damaged the wheel arch on the way here… …this doesn’t bode well… And, as for Squidward… …well… …you’d swear by now he would have considered moving house I mean, just look how lucky Spongebob and Patrick were… The sinking plane debris completely missed their homes and migrated towards Squidward’s home like a magnet I don’t know about you but I think that looks like a modern art masterpiece… Especially with one of the wheels stuck out of the roof But I guess beauty is in the eye of the beholder Better luck next time Squidward… Well boys and girls that’s it for today Thank you all for watching and see you again soon… Toodle Pip!