I got into politics to help people. Hey, is that Justin Trudeau? I’ve never seen him on the bus before. Who’s he talking to? I wish he’d shut the hell up, I’m trying to do my crossword. We’ve raised taxes on the wealthiest 1% so we could cut them for the middle class… I used […]
Read MoreHey! Hey! Wait for me! Stop the bus! Stop the bus! Stop the bus, man! Stop the bus! – I can’t stop this bus. – What? Why? – There’s a bomb on board. If this bus drives slower than 50 miles per hour we’re all dead. – Just like in that movie? – Yeah. Except, […]
Read More-Congratulations on a sixth season of “The Blacklist.” -Thank you. -It’s amazing. -You’ve got Glenda Jackson here tonight. -How exciting is that? I mean, I’m very excited you’re here, don’t get me wrong. -Yeah. -But Glenda Jackson, yeah. I’m glad. -Because I want to see — is she going to talk about “King Lear”? -Yes, […]
Read MoreCheap Thrills. [MUSIC] All right, camera guy, come on, let’s go. Dude, are you getting the sign? This sick sign. What’s up family, it’s your boy Nate, aka Tabasko Sweet. I’m IG verified now, so I get to make more videos. I’m still shredding the DIYs, don’t worry, but today I’m [BLEEP] some [BLEEP] up […]
Read More[music playing] NARRATOR: Some say he was born in the back of a pickup truck. Some say it was a highway rest stop. And some say he was belched, full-form, from the chrome exhaust of a dead-headed semi. But wherever he came from, he was destined to become hell on wheels. [engine revving] It’s the […]
Read MorePETER: Hey, thanks for letting Hey, you wanna have some locker room talk? TRUMP: I moved on her, actually. PETER: Whoa, whoa, whoa. That’s not locker room talk. I meant like good play, good pass, like that kind of thing. TRUMP: I moved on air and, I failed. I’ll admit it. PETER: Well, as long […]
Read MoreIrgendwann im März sagte mein zweijähriger Sohn zu mir: Papa braucht ein BobbyCar für Große. Wär’s nicht geil, wenn man so ein hochskaliertes BobbyCar für Erwachsene hätte, und man bautnoch einen Elektromotor rein, der die Schubkraft unterstützt? Nach kurzer Recherche hab ich einen Motor gefunden, der in Elektro-Tretrollern eingesetzt wird, um die Trittkraft des Fahrers […]
Read More[Music] A war has been raging for billions of years, killing trillions every single day, while we don’t even notice. The war is fought by the single deadliest entity on our planet: the bacteriophage or ‘phage’ for short. [Intro + Music] A phage is a virus; not quite alive, not quite dead. Also, they look […]
Read MoreTyler Perry put me in his movie! Ayyyy (Female Reporter) This wasn’t the venue youtuber Yousef Erakat, known as fousey, had in mind. He organized and promoted through social media what he called the “Hate Dies, Love Arrives” concert at the Greek Theater. But when someone called in a bomb threat, 1500 concert-goers had to […]
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