YTP: Doug DeMuro reviews a truck that has Alice’s Adventures in Wonderland in the user manual

YTP: Doug DeMuro reviews a truck that has Alice’s Adventures in Wonderland in the user manual


This this this this this. This is a 2050 Mercedes Bens GG 4X4X4 squared. It costs around $654321 which is double the price of a SlolS Royce Phantom. And it’s lifted wway off the ground so it has double the offroading abilities of a regular DORD F150. And today I’ve borrowed this one from a virgin viewer here in Virginia so click the link below to read my review on autotrader.com/oversteer. But right now I’m gonna take you on a little tour andshow you all crazy quirks and weird features that make the GG Wagon 4X4X4 Squared so unusual. The GG550 4X4X4 squared uses the same engine from theRolls Royce Phantom. A 6 3/4 liter V12 with 563 horsepower and 664 lb ft torque. But did you know that there’s the same thing underneath? In back some of the coolest features are the brake lights and the turn signal lights and the headlights and the mirror lights. Not quite as cool as the trunk space, even though the entire hatch opens up, the trunk is gargantuanly massive. One of the most interesting features inside the car is all this engine noise it sounds like a V8, of course it isn’t. It sounds great though, innit?! You have to admit it’s kinda hilarious to see a vehicle that looks like this driving around with absolutely no noise coming out of any of its orifices. Now I’m going to start with the truck’s biggest quirk or depending on your perspective its biggest feature and that would be its size. This truck is 666.6 inches long (INCEPTION FOG HORN) That’s 55.55 feet. Or put it another way I could park four Toyota Camries next to this truck and the truck would not be longer. This truck has a 777 inch wheelbase (correction: IT’S 19735 MM) that’s the distance between the center of its wheels! In other words I could lie down 124 times in the wheelbase! Now the craziest thing you instantly notice about the this vehicle is obviously its height. Here’s a comparison between this thing and my Grange Rover. (note: boring part incoming) This is not some tiny little crossover, this is a full size SUV and people always giving me crap for driving something so big, Well it ain’t so big now. Look at the difference in mirror height, look at the difference in roof height, look at the difference in wheel height, and may be the craziest thing when you open the Grange Rover’s roof, the back of it barely reaches the GG Wagon’s windows. The 4X4X4 Squared is enormous, in fact, it’s 20 ft taller than a Grange Rover! Another interesting item in this car is called Alice’s Adventures in Wonderland in the owner’s manual and it shows a legitimately good picture of Alice including this(!): Alice was beginning to get very tired of sitting by her sister on the bank and of having nothing to do. Once or twice she had peeped into the book her sister was reading but it had no pictures or conversations in it. “And what is the use of a book” thought Alice, “without pictures or conversations?”. Ahh, that’s something that no one is ever going to watch. Anyway, system quirk (wut? lol) this car gives you the ability to record voice memos, So if you’re driving along and you want to tell yourself something for later, you can do that. Why is a raven like a writing desk? No one will ever use this feature, no one has ever used this feature but some German guy in the development in this car said I want Alice’s Adventures in Wonderland, and so, well they all have them. And finally… Alright, we’re, driving. Ooh it’s quick!! So is the Mercedes Benz GG 4X4X4 Squared worth $654321? Absolutely! It’s cool, it’s fun, it’s futuristic it’s well equipped! Starting with the weekend categories, next up onto the daily categories, starting with the weekend categories, and so on to the daily categories, starting with the weekend categories, daily categories next… First thing you hear is all this engine noise, it sounds like a V8, of course it isn’t and all that is fake and it’s piped in through the speakers. Man listen to that! So all that is fake. (most of it is, yeah.) Oh that’s sad. Yeah I guess that’s not how a 3 cylinder engine sounds. God, that’s… it sounds great though, innit? side note: do you really want Alice’s Adventures in Wonderland in the user manual of your car?