[Yu-Gi-Oh!] JBOY Returns! “Earth” JC Uesaka VS “Water” Kurayan UG CK Elemental Cup Vol. 42, 2015

[Yu-Gi-Oh!] JBOY Returns! “Earth” JC Uesaka VS “Water” Kurayan UG CK Elemental Cup Vol. 42, 2015


Daaang! Let’s go JC! The first match is between “Water” Kurayan and “Earth” JC. EARTH JC! Sounds a little like “Fist of the North Stars.” Rock, paper, scissors! I lost. So I’m up first. OK, I’m up second. OK, let’s do it! Sure. I don’t draw right? Right. I haven’t played much Yugioh lately… Seriously? I’ll start off with “Chicken Game!” CHICKEN GAME! So in the main phase, I pay 1000 and… DESTROY! No. Then what’s the point? You just want to pay 1000. You came to pay right? A self-destruct? I pay and draw a card. OK. Vanguard! Nothing really happened. Thing will start to build up from here, I set one and I’m done. OK, my turn. Draw! Should I go with Chicken Game… no. First I’ll call “Unexpected Dai.” THAT WAS UNEXPECTED! DAS IST Unexpected. Let’s go, let’s go! Who’s this unexpected guy? This one’s expected! And you’ll call? Oh he took out the Alpha! I thought he’ll go for the Beta. Whatever dude! That was unexpected! Maybe I’ll “CH-CHICKEN IN.” CH CHING? I’ll CH-CHICKEN IN! So he pays 1000. He CH-CHICKENED! I’ll CH_CHICKEN and draw 1 card. I’ll draw 1 card. You can recover 1000 life with this. The opponent’s. Opponent’s? SERIOUS? You pay 1000 and recover your opponent’s life. No, I’ll go for the draw. “Rescue Rabbit!” OK! Muscling up here! I’ll BANISH this. Daang! That’s one of the advantages of EARTH cards. True. Many EARTH cards can activate from the hand. Right. It’s not Gamma. Even masters make mistakes. It’s not Gamma. So it’s Alpha right? Pardon me. No. It’s Beta. Oh…so Beta. Alpha’s out. What’s up? Thunder! ALPHA! ALPHA! ALPHA! He got duplicates. With 3 Alphas… And I call…Alpha, Beta. It’s coming! and I also have… He got them all! Is he gonna use “Symbol of Heritage?” Gamma! Combined! “Valkyrion the Magna Warrior!” On his first turn! Oh oh! It came out on the first turn! Over? Is it over? Well, at least it needs attack. If he has Chicken Game… The one with lower life points won’t receive any damage. So there’s no point releasing many cards. So this one is lower right? The same. Same for now? 7000 and 7000. So 1 will go through. Will it? Are you sure? Yup. Here, I’ll… Damage-wise, Yes. OK. Let’s make that happen. Battle phase! Go Beta! “Mother Grizzly.” Hey, it’s a recruiter! I will take out…hmm. Is that coming out? That, that, that one? Should I go with that? Watch out! JC! It wasn’t it! Oh! In attack position? Yup. Mother Grizzly is in attack position. Not the Mother? Nope. I’m gonna spank you hard! MAGNET SWORD! I’ll activate “Skreech’s” effect. 2 Water cards in the grave, right? Yup. I can send 2 into the grave. Daang! It’s OUT! IT”S OUT BOOOOY! What? You can choose the 2 cards? They must first be destroyed in the battle but…yes. It’s a “Grave Grower!” Well we still can KAMIKAZE! 1 more and I can go for “Moulinglacia.” Should I cut? Main 2! I’ll activate Valkyrion’s effect! Dissemble! Dissemble? Here’s Alpha, Beta and Gamma! Way to go! Are they gonna combine again? Nope, no more. They just dissembled! With the 2 monsters, I build the Overlay Network. Dang! Appear! “Diamond Crab King!” It has DEF 3000. 3000? With the other 2, I build another Overlay Network. The hand of the Big G, “Giant Hand!” That’s powerful! Let me see it. OK. This is an effect right? It’s activated in the field. It can’t negate calls, can it? Not at all. Dang! Starboy’s awesome! I set one card and end my turn. Yes! A wonderful opener! Let’s go! Let’s go! Rock-solid, huh? Umm… 5000 right? I think I have to destroy Chicken Game to damage you. Destroy? You’re gonna attack like this? What? You’re gonna go for it? Could he make it? OK, I’ll use its 2nd effect. I pay 1000 and destroy this card. You’re gonna destroy it? I’ll destroy it myself. Self-destruct. 4000 left. I can still activate “Archer!” With Archer’s effect, I will dump Mother Grizzly from my hand… Then..I’ll “chain”… on that effect… Oh barn it! He splattered that crap! The ULTIMATE Earth card! Duuuuung! Dang! Go ahead. I’ll draw one. Yeeeehaaaaaw! Daaang! Um this…this… does this have DEF 3000? That’s tough! That’s tough. I… can’t… can’t win this turn. But I’m gonna go for it. It’s better right? Go for it. “Surface!” Surface? So you’re still continuing with your special summon? I special summon Star Boy! When it’s summoned, I draw 1. So how is it “Chain-wise?” It’s fine, because he just drew 1 card when it came out. I see. When it’s special summoned, I use “Inferno Reckless Summon!” Dang! It targets “Star Boys!” I can’t do it with this Xyz… From the main deck… Dang! It’s out. I’m on a roll! And it’s only 1 draw for me in this situation right? Uh-huh. Only once. Owww. Then I’ll draw 1 card. Those Star Boys are lethal! You can’t penetrate with those cards. Umm should I go safe? No idea. Let’s go! Oh well. I’ll sacrifice this! Sacrifice? With the sacrifice, I tribute summon “Jawsman!” It’s all set! Daang! I was aiming for this. I’m satisifed now. It’s not over yet! Danng! The ATK is rough! What’s the total? The ATK is… with the Star Boys and the Water cards they are…+1500 and this is 4100… And Jawsman increases its ATK by 300 for each Water card so…with 3, that comes to a total of 5000. 5000! That’s huge! I was aiming for this. I’m not sure about this… OK. Battle phase! This has DEF 2000 right? Uh-huh. Oh no! It’s coming! Daaaang! Jawsman attacks inflicting 5000 damage! 5000! I’ll take it with my life. -2050! Maybe I should have left Chicken Game alone. Definitely. My Bad! And I move on to main phase 2. What should I do now? Should I destroy it? Xyz summon is an option. Maxx ‘C’ is still active. You’re right! Dang! It’s tough. It’s good for me if the number Star Boys decreases. I hope they go away. My turn. Draw! We also have more cards with Maxx ‘C.’ How many cards? 5 after the draw. 5, 5, 5. DEF points don’t decrease. ATK decreases by 400 for Fire cards. I see. They’re not Fire. Oh! Wrong match up. If it were against Fire cards, it would have been a nightmare. That was close. I would have been nailed! You were saved! I’ll activate Unexpected Dai. Let me check. Gamma? Would it be Gamma? Gamma? Maybe Gamma? No, that won’t work. I keep that for later. I’ll keep that… Are we playing a guessing game? He’ll suffer when he calls the second Rabbit. Yup. It’s important. I’ll put Beta. Only 1700? WEAKNESS! Dang! He’s talking crap! I’ll call the 2nd Rescue Rabbit. THANK YOU! Maxx’C!’ Daang! This is it! He’s quite good, ain’t he? But your cards are quite impressive too. How much life is left? 4000 right? You can do it! I wanna finish it off! For REALS? You should defeat them one at a time. If you defeat one Star Boys at a… Each has ATK 2050 right? Starting here. From here? If you destroy the Star Boy in defense position, you can scratch off a little. It came out with Surface, so I can’t help it. “Call of the Haunted.” Valkyrion the Magna Warrior! Daaang! I’ll build the Overlay here For Earth cards, I should get this. “Diamond Dire Wolf.” Damn! I’ll activate its effect. The target will be Dire Wolf and… Oh yeah. 1 card. My bad! My bad! Dire Wolf and Star Boy. Naw. I’ve gotta destroy the ATK 5000 card. Dire Wolf! I should… move on… to the battle phase. That was wonderful JC Uesaka! Finish him! Attack! Magnet Sword! I’ll kill that Star Boy! That was quite a damage. But looking back, I just received 1500 with these 2 cards. And the ATK has been decreased. Uh-huh. 1500? I could kill it. Attack of 1700! Damage of -150 -150. OK. Help! I’ll move on to main phase 2. Disassemble Valkyrion! Daang! That’s strong. Alpha, Beta, Gamma! DAAAAAAANNNNG! Kill him! My battle phase has ended so I’ll build the Overlay Network with 2 monsters. Are you gonna do THAT again? Ummm.. 1 is decided. Rock-solid! The 2nd one will be… ummm… I wanted another card… I’ll build another Network with 2 monsters. I’ll scratch his life bit by bit. “Cowboy!” Good job! Let’s chew him up. I’ll use the effect. It’s in defense position so -800! It’s an Earth card? 1600 left. 2 more shots! 2 more shots? 2 more! I end my turn. I only have 1 Xyz material. Call of the Haunted gets removed… Nope. It remains in the field. I see. Valkyrion is still here so it stays. This has been used. It just stays there. So 1 Star Boy remaining. OK! I got it! What? What happened? Tell me honey! Tell me! You might not see it on camera, but he’s freaking OUT! Serious? “Super Polymerization!” You’re kidding me! This and this. What? What? A card only for the Water deck. The power of Water! Let me explain! You serious? What are the fusion materials for this? You use Synchro and Xyz monsters. He’s on a roll! I can’t believe it! I used 2 Xyz monsters for the Super Fusion! You’re joking! And when “Elder Entity Norden” is special summoned… The effect is activated. I’ll chain on that effect and use Maxx ‘C.’ And JC, how your life? I have 4950 left. If I survive… 4950? Umm I can attack with this Super fusion right? Yup. So it’s over 1400. It’s on! Special summon! I draw 1 card. Norden! Norden! Norden! Norden! Star Boy punches. -1050. Shouldn’t he do the last punch? I forgot! Mama mama punch! My life… And one! MY LIFE! JC! My half of the world! You nailed it! Yeah. Mos-def! You’re uselss! I banish you. My half of the world! My share of the world! Tori! I hope you continue this FLOW in the 2nd round! Wait! If he wins, I don’t get to play. Like always! I know that Hero Knight will win in the 2nd match. If you win, I’ll grant you half of the world. I’ll avenge JC! Are we gonna start like this? His life will be 1600 and I’ll continue from there. That won’t happen. The 2nd match is coming up! I lost. That was a surprise! I’m gonna shut it down.